do-you-love-me-surfer-girl:

don’t ever let a man come between you and your fake relationship with a rock star

(Source: queef-richards)

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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doodle4nf:

Throwback Thursday - An encouragement for us all to give back to others.
The fears that live inside of us, whatever they are, and however they manifest, prevent us from living our highest potential as individuals, and as contributors to the human race.
If we consciously and vigilantly transmute these fears through compassion for others and for ourselves, we will know what is is to live a peaceful existence on this planet.
- Gillian Anderson

doodle4nf:

Throwback Thursday - An encouragement for us all to give back to others.

The fears that live inside of us, whatever they are, and however they manifest, prevent us from living our highest potential as individuals, and as contributors to the human race.

If we consciously and vigilantly transmute these fears through compassion for others and for ourselves, we will know what is is to live a peaceful existence on this planet.

- Gillian Anderson

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doodle4nf:

If you’re near Las Vegas, spend an afternoon with some great entertainment for NF! Click here to learn more.

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fuckyeahmedicalstuff:

Lisch nodules in neurofibromatosis-1 patient
Lisch nodules are little yellowish dome-shaped papules that project from the surface of the patient’s iris. They arise from dendritic melanocytes, and are present in nearly all patients with NF-1. Their exact cause and origin is unknown, but as they’re exclusive to patients with NF-1 (meaning not even NF-2 patients have them), they’re considered an eponymous medical sign and useful for diagnosing the condition.

fuckyeahmedicalstuff:

Lisch nodules in neurofibromatosis-1 patient

Lisch nodules are little yellowish dome-shaped papules that project from the surface of the patient’s iris. They arise from dendritic melanocytes, and are present in nearly all patients with NF-1. Their exact cause and origin is unknown, but as they’re exclusive to patients with NF-1 (meaning not even NF-2 patients have them), they’re considered an eponymous medical sign and useful for diagnosing the condition.

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Today isnt my day and im feeling bipolar as fuxk .

Fuck everything and its entirety today

And fuck everyone who comments on my grammar errors. i dont have to correct shit fucking take ur nazi grammar loving ass else where.


Fuxking
Bitch. It annoys you? Well thanks. Because now im purposely gonna make myself look even more stupid with my illiteracy in spite to piss u off .


I dont think ive ever been so fucking annoyed with someone in my life.

Question time ive been away for a while.

jhonnyringo:

purpletourmaline:

Hokay so how many of my fellow tumblrs have heard of or have or know someone with a genetic diease called Neurofibromatosis? (Nf) ive had this all my life . Im trying to start a fun project and i need As many lovely people as possible! Fan mail me if u do or want to take part .

dont follow you but me and my boy have it, shit sucks but both of us should be dead and both of us are still here so nf 1 is a pussy that cant fight, unless it stabs you in the back…..

Thats what i have nf 1 since three months i am the only one in my family with it so it makes it even harder to deal with because people dont understand . Im happy to be alive still i may have nf but nf won ever have me!

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Question time ive been away for a while.

Hokay so how many of my fellow tumblrs have heard of or have or know someone with a genetic diease called Neurofibromatosis? (Nf) ive had this all my life . Im trying to start a fun project and i need As many lovely people as possible! Fan mail me if u do or want to take part .

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